The ,000 Bequest - Chapter III
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"The ,000 Bequest - Chapter III" by Mark Twain. Read aloud by a LibriVox volunteer. Public domain.
Transcript
0:00 Tilbury had kept faith, kept it to the letter.
0:03 He was dead.
0:04 He had died to schedule.
0:06 He was dead more than four days now, and used to it.
0:09 Entirely dead, perfectly dead, as dead as any other new person in the cemetery.
0:15 Dead in abundant time to get into that week's Sagamore, too, and only shut out by an accident.
0:20 An accident which could not happen to a metropolitan journal, but which happens easily to a poor little village rag like the Sagamore.
0:28 On this occasion, just as the editorial page was being locked up, a gratis quart of strawberry water-ice arrived from Hostetter's ladies and gents' ice-cream parlors,
0:39 and the stickful of rather chilly regret over Tilbury's translation got crowded out to make room for the editor's frantic gratitude.
0:48 On its way to the standing galley, Tilbury's notice got pied.
0:53 Otherwise, it would have gone into some future edition, for weekly Sagamores do not waste live matter,
1:00 and in their galleys live matter is immortal, unless a pie accident intervenes.
1:06 But a thing that gets pied is dead.
1:08 ausge the down, shall we
1:13 the dirt?
1:14 So I will gonna leave my back soon.
1:16 Now I'll go to the video,
1:17 so I'll go to the door and I'll be out of the door.
1:19 I'll be right back soon.
1:21 So I'll see you later,
1:26 I will see you later this week.
1:27 So I'll see you later,
1:28 I'll see you later.
1:29 So if you have any questions,
1:31 please read it on me.
1:33 So I'll see you later this week.
1:34 So I'll see you later.