The office fridge

The office fridge

Cuts · English · @cuts_en ·

An archaeological site with a passive-aggressive note. AI-generated voice.

#humor #office

Transcript

0:00 The office fridge is not storage.

0:02 It is an archaeological site.

0:04 On the top shelf there is a yoghurt whose

0:07 expiry date is a matter of historical debate.

0:09 There is milk belonging to nobody,

0:12 which everyone uses and no one replaces.

0:15 There is a lunchbox with a name written on

0:17 tape,

0:18 and that person left the company in a

0:19 previous era.

0:20 Every few months a note appears on the door,

0:24 printed, in bold,

0:25 with three exclamation marks,

0:27 announcing that the fridge will be emptied on

0:29 Friday.

0:30 Nothing is ever emptied on Friday.

0:33 The note itself becomes part of the strata,

0:36 and a new note appears above it in spring.