Absentmindedness

Absentmindedness

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"Absentmindedness" — a scene from the classic radio show “My Favorite Husband”. Public-domain recording, real voices.

#humor

Transcript

0:00 Wait a minute. Turn the other way while I peek under my coat.

0:03 Yay!

0:03 What's the name of that school, George?

0:08 You're Millmoss's Memory School.

0:21 Oh, George, I feel so silly, and I'm a half hour early.

0:24 I'm sorry, dear, but I'm taking the car, and I have to get to work.

0:27 All right. Goodbye, honey. Kiss me.

0:30 Goodbye, dear.

0:31 Bye.

0:32 Thanks, Dr. Millmoss?

0:43 That's right.

0:46 I'm Mrs. Cooper.

0:48 Oh, you're going to be a fine pupil. You can remember your name.

0:54 Um, tell me honestly, can you improve a person's memory?

0:58 Depends on how many buttons you got left.

1:03 So let me test you and see what condition your mind's in, huh?

1:06 How old are you?